THE MAIN DISTRACTION

(something to amuse you while I edit the new "proper" post)

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So, I'm checking out a cute girl's photo on MySpace...and then...distraction:

For indeed, what could distract me from ass more than...asshands.

Behold:




Meanwhile, "Tooling For Anus" by the Meatmen roars through my head.

Clearly, MySpace's ad-bots have crawled through my personal data, and determined that--based on the two things I love most, which are apparently robot hands and asses, according to my cookies--this ad would be appropriate.

The ad-bots know best; I could not resist. I clicked.

Arguably, the website was even funnier than its ad. This, my friends (insert creepy McCain leer), is "Engrish" at its best.

Read this. No, seriously...read the whole thing:



(you might need to click the image to see it full-size)


Even their logo is funny. Behold:



Duly noted: these are the "original" ass-hands.

The future of drunkenly groping chicks at Dante's has arrived.

And it speaks very, very poor English.


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